gak city: an ode to '90s nickelodeon

the result of boredom on 2 transatlantic and 4 domestic flights this summer...i present to you: GAK CITY: a parody of tyga's "rack city" and an ode to '90s nickelodeon! the shows included, in order, are: double dare, 100 deeds for eddie mcdowd, hey dude, are you afraid of the dark?, wild 'n crazy kids, clarissa explains it all, doug, rugrats, the adventures of pete & pete, legends of the hidden temple, salute your shorts, the secret life of alex mack, GUTS, and all that...plus a bunch of fads.

can someone help me make a super-awesome youtube video for this? until then, you'll just have to rap along. if you know me IRL, i'll gladly do it live.

Gak, gak, gak city, bitch

Gak, gak, gak city, bitch

Gak, gak, gak, gak city, bitch.

Marc Summers on the beat

Gak city, bitch

Gak, gak city, bitch

Ten, twelve, almost twenty on yo' skip-it, bitch

Hundred deeds for Eddie

Shepherd/husky mix,

H-Hey Dude, you don't know who you ranchin' with

Watchin' all the SNICK,

watchin' watchin' all the SNICK

watchin' all night

The dark? We ain't afraid of it

My troll doll's too dope,

I ain't sellin' it.

Hair's greener than a whole pack of Doublemint.

Wild 'N Crazy Kids,

Clarissa explainin' shit.

Doug Funny, Doug Funny

Patty's hittin' it

We got Sam climbin' up for this

Haha, Ferguson know what it is

Gak city, bitch

Gak, gak city, bitch

Ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo' skip-it, bitch.

[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/t/tyga/rack_city.html ]

I'm a T-Rex slayin' star

Lookit, I killed Reptar

Too much cryin' from the rugrats, arrgh

Tell the Petes' dad to chill out about his yard

I need my scrunchie pronto

Twist it in the mornin' like my MONDO, it's day-glo,

Green monkeys at the top, yo. 

If you can't cross the moat, bitch, let Kirk Fogg know.

Head honcho, Ug's got my back.

Pinsky starin' at me, meltin' like Mack.

Got my shorts off, the pole too packed. 

Let's salute, goin' up like a flag. 

God damn, climb up the crag

Mike Mike O'Malley, he knows that rock is rad

All that-that-that, Kenan still doin' shiz

Lori-Beth Denberg,

She knows what it is.

Gak city, bitch

Gak, gak city, bitch

Ten, ten, ten twenty on yo' skip-it, bitch.

Slimin' hundreds, hundreds

hundreds, hundreds

Slimin' hundreds, hundreds

Gak city, bitch

Gak, gak city, bitch

Hundreds, hundreds

Slimin' hundreds, hundreds

Hundreds, hundreds

Gak city, bitch

Gak, gak city, bitch.