Saturday, February 14, 2015
happy v-day! i've been thinking about my experiences over the past year or so that i've spent on tinder, and figured that i should memorialize my weirdest dates from the infamous app via haiku. please feel free to contribute your own in the comments. also, i received a message this morning which read "are you going to be a snow angel for the blizzard?" oof.
p.s. the above image is from an amazing tumblr, tinder messages on valentines.
We met for coffee
I ended up in your loft
The old bait-and-switch
You were from Quebec
Drinks, dessert, Eurotrash club
And lots of groping
And a nursing school drop-out
Argued against weed
Still in the closet
You loved the barkeep's bow tie
We got the same drink
Snobby southern boy
Your disdain was palpable
But you liked good bands
A finance fellow
Loved to sing acapella
Saturday, February 7, 2015
Y'ALL GOTTA WATCH THIS SHOW THO.
i've been spreading the gospel of hindsight to my friends since i watched the first episode over a month ago, so i figured i'd tell the internet about it.
it's no secret that i'm obsessed with all things '90s, and often feel like i'm a misplaced member of gen-x. i mean, one of the best days of my life was the one where i got to see buffalo tom and the lemonheads perform on boston common for free. so when i heard about a show that revolved around the idea of a woman being transported (via elevator??) back to 1995, i was all in immediately.
surprisingly, the writing and acting are actually quite good, and all of the characters are interesting and relatable, so it's not even a guilty pleasure by any stretch. the soundtrack is spot-on (toadies! alanis! REM! dishwalla!). plus, john patrick amedori plays the main character's shaggy stoner brother -- the one in the trailer that assures her it is indeed 1995 -- and i'm completely and totally in lust with him. unf. if you're reading this, JPA, call me.
but back to the point. please watch this amazing show. it's on vh1. wednesdays at 10, though i watch it on demand because workaholics/broad city obviously takes priority over everything. i'm sure you can find it illegally on the internet, too.
that's all i've got, so i'm gonna go listen to some spacehog and buy some doc martens now.