should've swiped left: a collection of tinder haikus

happy v-day! i've been thinking about my experiences over the past year or so that i've spent on tinder, and figured that i should memorialize my weirdest dates from the infamous app via haiku. please feel free to contribute your own in the comments. also, i received a message this morning which read "are you going to be a snow angel for the blizzard?" oof.

p.s. the above image is from an amazing tumblr, tinder messages on valentines. 


#1

We met for coffee
I ended up in your loft
The old bait-and-switch


#2

You were from Quebec
Drinks, dessert, Eurotrash club
And lots of groping


#3

Violin maker
And a nursing school drop-out
Argued against weed

#4

Still in the closet
You loved the barkeep's bow tie
We got the same drink

#5

Snobby southern boy
Your disdain was palpable
But you liked good bands


#6

A finance fellow
Loved to sing acapella
Acapella sucks