Saturday, February 14, 2015

should've swiped left: a collection of tinder haikus





happy v-day! i've been thinking about my experiences over the past year or so that i've spent on tinder, and figured that i should memorialize my weirdest dates from the infamous app via haiku. please feel free to contribute your own in the comments. also, i received a message this morning which read "are you going to be a snow angel for the blizzard?" oof.

p.s. the above image is from an amazing tumblr, tinder messages on valentines


#1












We met for coffee
I ended up in your loft
The old bait-and-switch



#2












You were from Quebec
Drinks, dessert, Eurotrash club
And lots of groping



#3
















Violin maker
And a nursing school drop-out
Argued against weed

#4
















Still in the closet
You loved the barkeep's bow tie
We got the same drink


#5















Snobby southern boy
Your disdain was palpable
But you liked good bands



#6














A finance fellow
Loved to sing acapella
Acapella sucks

2 comments:

  1. #4 and #5 has me laughing quite inappropriately at work. Nice!

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