Saturday, February 14, 2015

should've swiped left: a collection of tinder haikus

happy v-day! i've been thinking about my experiences over the past year or so that i've spent on tinder, and figured that i should memorialize my weirdest dates from the infamous app via haiku. please feel free to contribute your own in the comments. also, i received a message this morning which read "are you going to be a snow angel for the blizzard?" oof.

p.s. the above image is from an amazing tumblr, tinder messages on valentines


We met for coffee
I ended up in your loft
The old bait-and-switch


You were from Quebec
Drinks, dessert, Eurotrash club
And lots of groping


Violin maker
And a nursing school drop-out
Argued against weed


Still in the closet
You loved the barkeep's bow tie
We got the same drink


Snobby southern boy
Your disdain was palpable
But you liked good bands


A finance fellow
Loved to sing acapella
Acapella sucks


  1. #4 and #5 has me laughing quite inappropriately at work. Nice!