1. the daughter of the dude that sang one-hit wonder "achey-breaky heart" is one of the most popular pop stars in the world.
2. one of the other most popular pop stars in the world wears meat and hangs out in eggs.
3. donald trump and his hair were REALISTICALLY considering running for the u.s. presidency.
4. two of the biggest boy bands in history are touring. together. as a supergroup.
5. oprah is ending.