Sunday, February 7, 2016

famous proverbs, updated for the 21st century

a watched phone never vibrates.

a like on facebook is worth AT LEAST two on instagram.

one man's trash is kanye west's wife.

all good viral videos must come to an end.

there's no place like home ... except an air bnb.

a chain is only as strong as its weakest yelp review. 

the squeaky wheel gets the HBO series and book deal.

keep your facebook friends close, and your family members on restricted profile.

when in rome, take a shit-ton of snapchats.

better late than having FOMO.

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