new year, who dis? i only crossed off a pathetic 10 items on my 2017 list, but i guess that's 25%, so it's not that horrible when you really think about it. i considered shortening the list, but i figure the more items, the more chances i have to accomplish them. or something. as always, if anyone's willing to help me out with any of these, holler at yo' girl. god knows that 2018 has to be better than this dumpster fire of a year!
1. take a ski lesson
2. spend a night in a treehouse
3. visit south america
4. related: take a selfie with an alpaca
5. bake a funfetti cake (made funfetti oreo bars instead, but i'm counting it)
6. hang out on a boat
7. order a boozy milkshake at grass fed
8. get my aura photographed
9. try 10 new restaurants (the draft, brassica kitchen, fabian's, stickney's, wit's end, hot eastern, bar boulud, red heat tavern, DENDEN, congress tavern)
10. go for a night swim
11. find MC5's back in the usa at a brick-and-mortar record store
12. do hip-hop yoga
13. meet a celebrity
14. stay in a cabin OR beach house
15. see greta van fleet in concert
16. take a glass-blowing class
17. buy a cute ring that fits one of my tiny fingers
18. eat fried dough on hampton beach
19. make something by hand (that's not food--pottery, a sculpture, etc.)
20. visit the boston athenaeum
21. attend a "murder at the mansion" CLUE live! event
22. win a contest
23. obtain something new for my apartment for free from my neighborhood "buy nothing" facebook group
24. dine at tasting counter
25. read 12 new books
26. watch an outdoor movie
27. eat one of the '90s donuts at PVDonuts in providence
28. complete my book manuscript
29. visit 2 new states (to make 30)
30. finally watch the room
31. really, seriously learn to parallel park
32. take a bubble bath (with candles and errything)
33. make a youtube video
34. keep my peace lily alive (it's been going strong since august!)
35. do a cannonball into a pool
36. have a drink at codex
37. take a road trip
38. see the sunflower fields at colby farm
39. make an old-school mix CD or tape
40. CRASH A WEDDING
if you know me at all, you know that i love me some vintage clothing. not only do i love the whole process of finding gems among racks of riff-raff and the concept of clothing as a travel souvenir, but the fact that every piece had a life (or two or three lives) before i found it is endlessly fascinating to me. i love speculating about the previous owner(s) of each piece , though i've never documented these speculations. until now, that is!
1. this ridiculous "don't worry, be happy" tee
where i got it: the fremont sunday market in seattle--a huge, weekly bazaar of all sorts of secondhand treasures who wore it first: a cheerfulnine year-old tomboy named scout. she begged her mom for it on a 1992 family vacation to key west.
2. this crazy, colorful 1960s coat
where i got it: the SoWa vintage market in boston's south end who wore it first: a sassy, streetwise twenty-something boston department store employee named pamela.
3. this badass harley davidson vest
where i got it: to be honest, i've had this one for 10 years so i'm not completely certain. but definitely either the salvation army in nashua, nh or the goodwill in poughkeepsie, ny. who wore it first: a san mateo biker babe named joanwho wore it on her solo, post-divorce, soul-searching ride across the country. obviously.
4. this retro dress
where i got it: 40 south vintage in my 'hood, jamaica plain who wore it first: a vapid, adulterous secretary named vicki, who leaves a trail of broken boss' hearts wherever she goes.
5. this sunny sweater
where i got it: raspberry beret in porter square, cambridge who wore it first: an manic pixie dream girl/art school freshman that paired it with flowing skirts and wore it to sketch in the park.
6. this dope day dress
where i got it: the now-shuttered odd showroom in portsmouth, nh, an awesome boutique owned by one of elliott smith's ex-girlfriends (who's basically the coolest person ever). who wore it first: a demureelementary school teacher named susan--she wore it with a white cardigan and pantyhose, of course!
7. this rock 'n roll vest
where i got it: raspberry beret in porter square, cambridge (again) who wore it first: a scrappy '90s music PR assistant in manhattan named nicole. as a bonus, she could also wear it after work to schmooze with A&R reps at shows.
8. this PNW-obsessed top
where i got it: animal traffic in portland, oregon who wore it first: a sorta-crunchy portland native named zoe. her boyfriend oliver bought it for her earnestly as a 17th birthday gift.
9. this euro blouse
where i got it: a really cool shop in amsterdam that i'll never be able to remember the name of because it's probably dutch who wore it first: an ambitious real estate agent named mila who has a side hustle selling handmade scarves and mittens on etsy.
this list ended up being all over the place, but i guess my taste in music is, too. playlist available here. let's get to it!
honorable mention:
bad nerves - "bad kid"
adult mom - "full screen"
NE-HI - "rattled and strange"
17. logic f/ alessia cara and khalid - "1-800-273-8255"
let's start on a super-depressing note, shall we? this is a total downer of a tune, but one that has a positive message at the end (and is catchy as hell). logic's bummed-out verses and chorus meets alessia cara's gorgeous vocals for a powerful song that sticks with you and provides a welcome reprieve from the vapidness of top 40 radio. the number in the title? that's the national suicide prevention hotline.
16. BLOXX - "coke"
for the past year or so, british indie rockers BLOXX have been quietly churning out singles--all of which i've loved--but this may be my favorite so far. this one is obviously about drugzzz but also maybe about infidelity?! the intrigue and mystery (courtesy of kickass frontwoman ophelia booth) are set to slightly dark, new-wavey instrumentals and i'm here for all of it.
15. harry styles - "meet me in the hallway"
even though one direction has disbanded, you better believe that i'm continuing their legacy on this list through its individual members. the ever-enigmatic harry has always been my favorite; the resemblance to a young mick jagger, the cheeky sense of humor, the inexplicable tattoos and old soul quality. while i enjoyed his bowie-esque, larger-than-life single, "sign of the times," this one (the opening track of his debut album) caught my attention immediately for its haunting, ethereal vibe. this live version actually showcases that really well. come on, what other boy bander would have a song with the lyrics"give me some morphine"?! only mr. styles. 14. portugal. the man - "feel it still"
i've mentioned before that i was late to the game when it came to loving this song, and only really came around when a classic convertible started blasting it on the streets of NYC, inspiring an impromptu pedestrian dance party. as youtube commenters have pointed out, the chorus DOES have a lot of similarities to the marvelettes' 1961 classic "please mr. postman," but hey, 60% of music today is derivative, and i can think of many worse offenses. 13. post malone f/ 21 savage - "rockstar"
i feel like post malone invented his own hip-hop subgenre. like, i'll get into moods where only the smooth, chilled-out r&b stoner swagger of posty will do. i mean, he talks about fuckin' hos and poppin' pillies and then in the next breath references AC/DC's bon scott. the addition of 21 savage on this track injects just a biiiit more rap flavor into the whole debaucherous affair. also, every time i hear the absurd line, "they like, "savage, why you got a 12-car garage and you only got six cars?"" i chuckle and go "saaaaame!" 12. walk the moon - "kamikaze"
the walk the moon that i know and love is back! i was crazy about them when they first hit the big tine (in fact, "anna sun" was #1 on my 2012 list), but they started to lose me when all the basic bitches started singing "shut up and dance." :( fortunately, i'm really digging their new stuff--it's soulful, catchy indie pop that still has their unique flavor. this song stood out to me immediately as the grooviest of the bunch. 11. tristen - "glass jar"
DAT CHORUS, THO. besides being a total earworm, "glass jar" perfectly, subtly, and sweetly gives the middle finger to some terrible dude without sounding bitter at all. "i don't have to say goodbye/you don't get to see me cry/you put me in a glass jar and tap, tap, tap to see how i move." sing it, sister. and yes, that's jenny lewis on backing vocals if you were feeling the rilo kiley vibes.
10. cloud nothings - "up to the surface"
it's been so cool to see cloud nothings mature from lo-fi one-man indie band to a polished four-piece outfit without losing the originality that made it special from the beginning. their most recent album, life without sound, has been vastly underrated IMO, considering i haven't really read or heard much about it on best-of lists. but this song is wonderful and poignant and just really pretty.
9. kesha f/ the dap-kings horns - "woman"
she's back, baby! kesha's transformation from hot mess party girl to wise, um, woman this year made me so happy. she looks and sounds great, and it seems like she's finally making the music she really wants to. and, in 2017 of all years, this song resonates more than ever. the explicit chorus is nothing but empowering, and the dap-kings horns give it a little something extra special. 8. charly bliss - "glitter"
another fabulous female vocalist, eva hendricks fronts charly bliss with sweet, squeaky vocals (she reminds me of a more low-key kim shattuck of the muffs). but lemme tell ya, i saw them live in june, and she was jumping, kicking, and twirling around in a pink sequined prom dress the whole set. punk af. i loved this whole album, but the real talk in this song made it my favorite. who hasn't wanted to ask someone "am i the best? or just the first person to say yes?"
7. the obsessives - "it's ok if"
this lil' nugget, by shaggy-haired slacker indie duo the obsessives, is two minutes of pure fun. from that crunchy riff after the chorus to the playful "la la la la"s. plus, the adorable lyrics about crushin' hard on someone just make me swoon: "i like your lips/they look like somethin' botticelli would have wanted to paint back when the moon first put us to sleep." sigh. 6. ZAYN f/ PARTYNEXTDOOR - "still got time"
sorry, harry, but this one was a total banger and deserved to be much more popular than it was. basically, "still got time" is just super chill and perfect for the activities depicted in the video: smoking joints, wearing cool beanies from urban outfitters, making out with aloof skater dudes at a party. you can definitely hear zayn smirking as he sings, "this could be somethin' if you let it be somethin'" and "you're already used to the games, babe." like, yeah, he's super hot, but you know he absolutely takes 4 days to text you back and then replies, "sorry, just saw this."i digress. great song!
5. courtney barnett & kurt vile - "over everything"
these two officially take the crown for my favorite rock 'n roll friendship, and this video might just be my favorite of the year. a much less toxic kurt and courtney, my man KV's goofball demeanor and freewheeling, meandering style are the perfect complement to barnett's stream-of-consciousness lyrics. they both have a sly, deadpan delivery that just works so well. mellowest musical power couple ever. 4. beck - "up all night"
man, i'm so glad that beck got over whatever he was going through during that whole somber sea change phase, because he's much more fun to be around now. "dreams" was on my 2015 list, and "up all night" has that same carefree, electro-pop feel that brings a smile to your face and just makes you wanna moooooove and flirt and whip your hair. i lost track of how many times i danced my little heart out in my apartment to that "living up in the air" part at the end, but it was A LOT.
3. shawn mendes - "there's nothin' holdin' me back"
to borrow a term from my 23 year-old coworker, this one is a "total bop." i've been a shawn mendes fan since "stitches," and i feel like the fact that he's canadian has a lot to do with that? what i mean is that all of his songs have a distinctly canadian quality in that they're somehow much cooler than a pop song by an american artist in a way i can't put my finger on. a less extreme musical version of trudeau and trump, if you will. this song was also hittin' hard during my june trip to seattle and portland and it made me feel v, v adventurous and free-spirited, so points for that. 2. state champs - "slow burn"
pop-punk lives!! “slow burn” is a prime example of a
perfectly-executed tune within the genre. it’s got fuck-yeah chorus about a girl, obvs (with
references to “everlong” and gettin’ it on, to boot) and lead singer derek discanio's voice has that essential slightly nasally quality. on a completely unrelated note, this video is extremely aesthetically pleasing and i want to hang out with these dudes so bad. listen to this one with the windows down. 1. greta van fleet - "edge of darkness"
some years, my #1 song just comes flying out of nowhere at the 11th hour, and this is one of those years. my friend mike had turned me onto greta van fleet a couple months ago, telling me i was going to love them if i hadn't heard of them already, because they were the second coming of led zeppelin. spoiler alert: he was right.
i liked them well enough at first. yet, it wasn't until this tune from their new EP came on my spotify "release radar" that i stopped in my tracks and did what i do every time i hear THE song: listen to it in my house, in my car, at the office, everywhere, all day long, for like a week. lead singer josh kiszka's voice is rich and classic, like the best parts of robert plant, grace slick, and geddy lee. even better, three of the four dudes are brothers, two are twins, and none are older than the age of 21. CARRY THE TORCH, BOYS! the chorus is grand and magical, and you can also play air guitar, air drums, and belt the fuck outta it (very important #1 song qualities).
as part of my obsessive ritual, i ended up falling into a youtube vortex and watching live GVF performances for way too long. this one is my favorite, not only because of the incredible outfits and mannerisms, but also the damn kid playing the damn guitar solo behind his damn back at 5:38. i don't care if it's the same as playing it normally, it looks so sick and you can't deny it. ok bye!
