Showing posts with label texts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label texts. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

5 things i love right now

1. this bizarre new show, the masked singer/rob sheffield's hilarious take on it


has anyone else been watching this cosplay fever dream? i happened upon it one night when there wasn't much else on, and seriously thought i accidentally dropped acid or something. basically, the gist is that washed up celebrities sing pop songs while dressed in these elaborate animal costumes. it's supposedly based on a korean show, and i can't get enough of its craziness.

just when i thought it couldn't get any better, one of my favorite writers, rob sheffield, wrote an absolutely hilarious article about it. a preview: "how did robin thicke reach the “judging a fox singing contest with jenny mccarthy” point of his fame arc so fast? why is terry bradshaw crooning a florida georgia line song in a deer costume? who the hell came up with this idea and why it is so ludicrously perfect?" i'm dead.


2. the new catfish and the bottlemen song, "longshot"



NEW CATFISH! i absolutely love these brits, and both times i've seen them live, they were fantastic. they haven't released anything in a few years, so i was super stoked when they dropped this single a couple weeks ago. my first two listens, i was like "hmm, it's decent, but it's not blowing my hair back." then something just clicked on the third listen and i was aaaaall in. dig it.

3.  this instagram account, theboyandhisdickies

funny, skater-inspired poetry. pure art.





4. sam and jake kiszka's sparkly vintage jackets on SNL this weekend




one of each, please. actually, can i just raid all of their closets? because they wear the best vintage shit on the regular. love me some rock stars that dress like fucking rock stars with a weird-ass hippie twist. but jake better STOP because i'm way too old for him.

also, the bassist of twin peaks endorsing them via instagram story made me almost as happy as big boi posting that "black smoke rising" was a timeless classic (it is), and alex lifeson of rush shouting them out unprompted at the rock 'n roll hall of fame the other day. they get it! haters be damned.



5.  this text my old coworker sent me:




Wednesday, October 19, 2016

the best of texts from friends (and mom), part 4

in this edition, we have:


regrettable bar behavior:


makeout adventures that would make theodor geisel proud:












a full conversation that i never even had the chance to join:




unsolicited terrible tattoos:
















incredulous observations:








epic sexts within a text (how meta):
















online dating advice-seeking:




















 
early bird special reports from mom:


















 
and as always, dads:



Sunday, March 20, 2016

the best of texts from friends, part 3


today, we have ...


new realizations about full house:

new realizations about dawson's creek:


work bathroom weirdness (i had tweeted about being nervous about accidentally playing a video while in the office bathroom):

 
REAL TALK:

 
cougar thoughts:
 



important political discussions: 


 ...and my new life mantra:




Thursday, January 21, 2016

the best of texts from friends, part 2

in this installment, we have:


 punny book ideas:
 


extra-terrestrial dating dealbreakers:



ambivalence about being 
pursued on instagram by daniel friggin' v, the hottest project runway contestant of ALL TIME:


 

important, realistic conversations about harry styles:
 
 

a late-night pep talk during which i fervently referenced fetty wap, that i have absolutely no recollection of:


 and, of course, bieber lust:


Tuesday, August 18, 2015

the best of texts from friends

there's really nothing like a great text from a friend, is there? sure, IRL interaction and phone calls are great, but text is a fine art that -- when done well -- can make a much bigger impact. after receiving a particularly amazing one the other day, i decided to comb my inbox archives for some gems.

i found ...


style statements:



potentially dangerous words of encouragement:




liberating proclamations:




philosophical discussions on emoji:



hilarious thursday night observations:


a vote of confidence when i came face-to-face with a former flame's new chick:



musings on fallen pop stars:



drug-fueled nonsense:




pure silliness:




and a succinct summary of late-20s single life:




what are your favorite friend texts?