As of this writing, I have 10 days left until I cross the threshold into my 30s. Forgive me for being cliche, but I have to admit that 30 always did seem impossibly far away. It was an age reserved for Jennifer Garner or Katherine Heigl in some pathetic, sugary rom-com; one that even the greats like Cobain, Morrison, and Hendrix never even got to see. So, imagine my surprise to not-so-suddenly find myself standing right next to the fire. Yet, rather than let it freak me out, I'm throwing on a hoodie, cracking open a beer, and fixing myself a s'more. Okay ... maybe two s'mores.
My 20s were immeasurably impactful in so many ways. Sure, there were some major milestones: moving into my first place, losing my virginity, searching for/finding/meeting my birthparents, graduating from college, beginning my marketing career, moving 3,000 miles away from home by myself to go to grad school, getting my master's degree, traveling to many places in the U.S. and to Europe twice, and having my writing published in a couple anthologies and various places on the interwebs. Yet, when I look back on it all, some of my most fond and vivid memories stem from some unexpected, strange, or seemingly insignificant experiences. For posterity and brevity, I rounded up 26 of 'em. What are/were your favorite 20-something memories?
Attempting to drunkenly assemble a kitchen table with my roommate on the first night in our apartment in the North End of Boston, after we split a bottle of wine and cried a lot (20)
Biting into a strawberry from the Cours Saleya farmers market in Nice, France on a sunny spring day (25)
Contacting a guy through MySpace that I saw on a VH1 game show one random weeknight because I thought he was funny, and having a 2-year long-distance relationship with him (20)
Doing the dougie on stage at a club in Florence, Italy (25)
Eating the best meal I've ever had in my life, braised bison cheek with vegetables, at Chez Boulay in Quebec City (28)
Following the sound of EDM into a square in Rome and seeing Usain Bolt, the fastest man in the world, DJing (26)
Getting in line by myself for the reunion concert of an emo band I loved in 2005, The Academy Is..., starting a conversation with the guys standing in line behind me, and accepting a ride back to my car after the show from one of them, my now-boyfriend (29)
Having one of the most ridiculous evenings of my life in New York at The Standard hotel, during which I took a mirror toilet selfie in the insane bathroom of the Boom Boom Room, almost passed out on the rooftop bar's astro turf, and was encouraged to jump into a hot tub full of colored balls and naked hipsters that was in the middle of a dance floor (I declined) (24)
Interning at the Metro Boston newspaper, where I got to write pithy event listings, interview some of my favorite bands at the time, listen to demos, and attend a bunch of rock shows for free (21)
Jamming out to a cover of Muddy Waters' "Got My Mojo Workin'" that was being spontaneously performed by one of the line cooks at Robert's Western World in Nashville (25)
Kissing a WASPy dude from North Carolina named Tillery in a pool cabana at Caesars Palace during a friend's bachelorette party in Vegas (24)
Laughing with a Norwegian rock band in a South by Southwest
shuttle van filled with bizarre religious paraphernalia on St. Patrick's
Day ("There are a lot of Irish whores out there!") (25)
Making coffee (and change) for my high school crush, who would appear at the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru -- stoned and listening to Howard Stern -- every morning of the summer I worked there (20)
Navigating the Russian Hill neighborhood of San Francisco on my first solo vacation, and being rewarded with this view from the end of Macondray Lane (29):
Ordering sea urchin at a bougie South Beach sushi spot and immediately regretting it upon the first bite (23)
Passing around a warm can of beer with short-lived synth rock band Protokoll in their van after a hipster dance party (20)
Questioning the legitimacy of a quacky doctor who claimed he could cure Alzheimer's and reverse Parkinson's disease at a hotel happy hour in Vero Beach, Florida (25)
Rapping along to Limp Bizkit and Method Man's "N 2Gether Now" with a bouncer at a Vegas nightclub (21)
Standing in my kitchen at 11pm on a summer night, eating a frangipane tart I made in my baking class, feeling simultaneously accomplished and incredibly lonely (29)
Throwing a coin in the Trevi Fountain on my 26th birthday
Urging the asshole bouncer at the Foggy Goggle to give me my fake ID back after he laughed me out of the line (I got it back for $50) (20)
Visiting a friend in Tampa for the annual Gasparilla Pirate Parade, drinking sangria from a large plastic jug, and getting a ton of beads without flashing anyone (25)
Walking barefoot with Hanson around Gillette Stadium for an African charity (22)
Xeroxing copies of the nightly dinner specials while working as a hostess at a faux Irish pub in Boston (21)
Yelling to a Tinder fuckboy that ghosted me after a not-quite friendship with minimal benefits when I saw him on the 77 bus with his new girlfriend/watching him go white as a ghost, walk back to the front of the bus, almost shit his pants, and make them get off before their stop (28)
Zeroing in on Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age when I randomly spotted him on the street in New Orleans (27)
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Tuesday, May 17, 2016
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
some thoughts on age 28
welp, there's just about a week left before i turn 29, and i've been reflecting and all that crap because i guess that's just what you do when you're marching slowly towards death (and age 30). sorry, that was #dark. 28 was an interesting -- mostly good -- age; i've joked that it was the year of my slightly delayed quarter-life crisis, which is mostly false, but not compleeeetely false. anyways!
WHAT HAPPENED:
i ...
WHAT HAPPENED:
i ...
- walked away from a condo deal because the house had electrical issues, and the sellers (who were also my future neighbors) were insane scientologists
- bolt-bussed it to NYC for governors ball and rediscovered the brilliance of the strokes
- went to quebec city with my family and ate my weight in croissants, poutine, and bison cheek
- started watching that terrible reality show "rising star" and fell in cougar lust with jesse kinch
- took a day trip to portsmouth NH with my friend sue and bought chocolate red wine, which is simply delightful when poured over chocolate ice cream
- began dating a seemingly super-polite dude who was obsessed with the insanity workout that wined and dined me, took me to see panic! at the disco, came over for pizza and palo alto and then ghosted me
- simultaneously started dating another asshole because i thought he was really hot and had great taste in music and a chill demeanor and did a surfer-dude impression that made me giggle
- mourned the end of my grandpa's amazing 101-year run on this earth
- conquered martha's vineyard with sue and decided i want to live in one of the gingerbread houses someday
- finished my book proposal
- got red balayage highlights in my hair
- took my first business trip for a conference in indianapolis, where i got to see mindy kaling speak, high-fived the lead singer of the script, and realized that will.i.am is nuts
- went on a family road trip to wilmington, nc and was pretty unimpressed except for the whole dawson's creek claim to fame
- saw 7,000 barrels of bourbon at a distillery in virginia and wanted to go swimming in them
- dined at a bar by myself for the first time
- won tickets to a private concert with gavin rossdale, my first rock star crush
- missed my 10-year high school reunion because a snowstorm knocked the power out in NH on the day before thanksgiving, rendering me homeless-looking
- spent christmas with my parents, aunts, uncles, and cousins, watching the interview and new girl episodes and eating/drinking/laughing a lot
- went on a date with a guy who didn't listen to music :( :( :(
- sobbed uncontrollably at the parenthood finale
- nearly died trying to walk to the dunkin' donuts next door to my apartment during the 3rd snowpocalypse storm (ok, so i just fell down in the snow)
- got a tattoo of a cheeseburger
- finally won at bar trivia, and two weeks in a row at that!
- decided to be, uhhhh, *friends* with aforementioned asshole, because YOLOOOO
- felt super liberated by the whole thing until a totally fated, totally awful run-in on public transportation left me feeling like a piece of dog crap and rightfully slammed the door on that sitch for good
- met up with gleni in vegas, got wasted on chocolate martinis, and hung out with old dudes
- saw a bunch of great live music: catfish & the bottlemen, king tuff, the new pornographers, the barbazons, juliana hatfield, hallelujah the hills, and walk off the earth!
WHAT I LEARNED/WAS REMINDED OF:
- knob & tube electrical wiring is the worst. avoid at all costs.
- french-canadians are so friggin' chic.
- you shouldn't give a shit about someone who doesn't give a shit about you.
- related: TRUST YO' GUT, even when your heart/ego/loins want to ignore it.
- also related: BE BREEZY.
- while it's not ideal, you can totally experience martha's vineyard in a day.
- on second thought, snow is actually worse than knob & tube wiring.
- tattoos don't hurt. like, at all.
- vegas is magic.
- whiskey is magic, too.
- it's no coincidence that "tinder" and "terrible" start with the same letter.
- if you can't find someone to join you for something you want to do, just go by yourself! it's fine.
- the universe always knows better than you do. learn to listen to it.
- liz phair's 1993 album exile in guyville is still just as relevant to 20-something women as it was 22 years ago.
- YOLOOOO (that's right).
assuming you're not a young'n, what was 28 like for you?
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Sunday, April 7, 2013
7 things i want for my 27th birthday
so i'm like, less than two months away from my late 20s. i never make birthday wish lists, but i feel like i need some new stuff that both reflects my maturity and also helps me recapture my rapidly fading youth.
1. either this "burger wolf" workaholics shirt or the "classic lineup" guided by voices shirt
the first says "hey! i can still be funny and ironic." and the second says "hey, kids! i'm a misplaced member of gen x. let's watch reality bites."
the first says "hey! i can still be funny and ironic." and the second says "hey, kids! i'm a misplaced member of gen x. let's watch reality bites."
4. MY CHEESEBURGER TATTOO, FINALLY
minus the weird blue aura and about half the size, this is pretty much exactly what i want. i can even wear the burger wolf tee to my appointment! it's happening this year.
5. an electric fireplace for my new apartment in boston (still TBD)
i like to be cozy, okay?
7. these shoes!!
because...how cute?!
minus the weird blue aura and about half the size, this is pretty much exactly what i want. i can even wear the burger wolf tee to my appointment! it's happening this year.
5. an electric fireplace for my new apartment in boston (still TBD)
i like to be cozy, okay?
6. a barefoot contessa cookbook
for that dinner party i've been meaning to have. i dream of having this woman's culinary and entertaining skills.
because...how cute?!
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